Now that the Australian Football League (AFL) has evolved into a bigbusiness enterprise, it is perhaps an opportune time to ask whether WorkCover or other health and safety related messages reach football practitioners. In other words, in a dangerous contact sport like football, do industrial health and safety messages fall on deaf ears? While the question lends itself to an empirical study by sport psychologists or sociologists, this paper explores a number of discourses operating in Australian football that might lead one to answer this question in the affirmative. The paper will then examine how AFL player professionalism can be redescribed to promote a greater measure of self-regulation of workplace health and safety.